@sam9669
A penis and a pussy, interesting...

And then display a message like "your windows was out of date, enjoy the updates dumb ass"

Gofuckingwork extension for chrome, the best for improving concentration and avoiding *Internet* procrastination imo

@DucksCanCode
That's not even French... It's Spanish

@ShitOutOLuck
Papa bless is h3h3 mate

@shiv7071007
Yeah, it had 8GB so I never actually needed much more space.
I'd never buy a phone with less than 8gb ROM

@shiv7071007
I had a wiko getaway, which had kit Kat and if offered me that option the moment I inserted an SD card

@sam9669
Well I should've read the comments, I knew somebody though it too ahahah

@GinjaNinja
Midway of your text I was just thinking it was going to end "wish no more! With xyz you can finally do it!"
I can't say I'm not disappointed with the fact that they were real questions...

@muli353
And you were the one who paid for it? That makes no sense...

@olback
1)clear your cache regularly
2)root your mobile
3)google how to make the phone install apps directly to the SD card
4)???
5)profit!

@muli353
How do you even get yourself a randomware? It should be nearly impossible for any person that knows how to use a computer to get one... I'd say be more careful with the porn/shitty cracks gotten from google you download

Greentext isn't even supported in devRant... Why? Just why?

@Skayo
You know you don't have to put the name in a tag, right?

@nblackburn
Thing it's he simply used an expression, he wasn't really excluding anyone... You can't get nitpicky over things like this and I don't think any woman felt excluded or offended by his comment, so we're better off leaving it as is

@nblackburn
I feel that was really unnecessary...

@FMashiro
It'd worse when it's a spam mail that had a fake unsubscribe button that just makes them send you even more spam, my email is full of that shit and I identify it as o phishing everything....

@Zero6033
A dog simply in a way that we teach them, they obey us but there's always that possibility, pretty much like a child actually

@Zero6033
I don't think it will ever be as in the movies, where they will "take revenge on us".
If anything, we need to consider them that friend if ours in which we don't trust, or maybe a dog, since there's always the possibility it will turn in us, not because it's become self conscious, but because of either a bug or a sabotage of some sort.

But yes, I do believe there's somebody this precise minute that would destroy everything if they had a chance, and that will never change, there will always be that someone.

I honestly think extinction will happen faster than perfection

@Zero6033
I'm not saying that's what will happen, that's just a possibility. The AI should always care for their creator, in this case, the human.

However, as long as the human has an ego, there will be war, and as long as there's war we will never be able to live in a perfect world, not even with AI.

If anything, the AI could make it even worse, as even though Al's laws state it can not hurt humans, it wouldn't be the first time a law was broken while in war.

@Electrux
I guess that depends on what fun really means to you.
I'd say it's pretty subjective as you (which I'm assuming are forced to work for what you want, even you're still studying), a rich kid (which never had to do anything to get what they want) and even a drug addict (in the first stages, where he still considers the drug as fun and not really an addiction) all have hugely different meanings for fun, that's based on their educations, the environment where they grew and way of thinking (which is mainly based on the first two). My point is, they adapted in their own way to the situation and so will we.

@Electrux
If that does happen (I'm really sure you didn't mean to use literally but here goes) you wouldn't need to have a job, as the robots would do all the important stuff for you (including maintaining themselves/each other) and so you'd only need to enjoy your life while having everything (not literally for sure) done for you. Maybe communism would work that way?

@pheonixlegend
Quit trying to be smart?
Oh boy, go be a troll somewhere else please

@pheonixlegend
It usually is about the repost, not this time, not here at least.
My point was that, not only this image, but this joke in general, has been posted to a crap load of websites and/or communities and general. You'd imagine a dev only community is pretty tired and sick of those kinds of jokes, no?

And you just started bashing and insulting on anybody that disagreed with you. You might use the "but they insulted me first!" argument, but you don't have to be like the others 😉

@pheonixlegend
Oh wow, you got salty quickly. Nah mate, you know nothing about the community and instead of insulting the members, you could actually learn something from the critics done to your post. Have a nice day 😊

@pheonixlegend
"when you get it?" who the hell wouldn't get it? It's pretty damn obvious and an old joke.
Plus, that image has been posted 100 times already, use the app to rant, not to post images from "funny" sites

@SIMMORSAL
If you want to flash a ROM you will need to be rooted

@Gogeta70
You can always do some sort of cipher before writing it down, but I don't believe in stored passwords, it just isn't my thing, encrypted or not encrypted

@Gogeta70
It really isn't, since pieces of paper around MY house is nothing like a plain text file, since it's not possible to get that specific piece of paper unless you're in my house and know where it's at

@juchiast
The solution is always printing out stuff to the console :v