Idk if this has been posted before, but it hits way to close to home...

PostgreSQL by far, what an incredible and feature-packed database.

My setup at my office

Visua Basic with amazing syntax like "Friend With Events"

Saw an interesting name in one of our customer's orders today.

"This {{issue that the client has brought upon themselves}} is a huge problem for us, we need to be able to {{do something stupid that the software was never meant to do and will probably just cause more problems than it solves}}. We need this to be fixed now. We can't continue to function without it!"

Our company is a team of about 10 people; all of us are salary. One of our developers continues to come in at 10-11AM rather than the designated start time of 8AM. Instead of punishing this person for their tardiness, our boss wants to install a time-clock and make us all use it and make us hourly...

Building some software for an online store to process/ship orders. Turns out you can enter negative QTY on their store and it accepts that... And it charges you negative tax...

More moments of picking up someone else's project...

When you pick up someone else's project...