That moment when you notice your "extremely professional" client's email address begins with zzcool500

😂😂

Have you heard about Apple's new vacuum cleaner?

It's supposed to be the only Apple product that DOESN'T suck

Let's end this...

" -or- '

"I have a terminal illness"
*room goes silent*
"so I stopped using the terminal"
*bob throws his keyboard at me*

I made a simple HTML site for watching Google I/O live without all the ads that third party websites try to stuff up your face. It also has the official countdown from the event website 👌 (The countdown will disappear as soon as it runs out)

Check it out at adless-io.firebaseapp.com

So I recently was donated a bunch of old iPhones to fix up and resell. When I turned on one of the iPhone 5s'es, I was greeted with this:

Okey-dokey... I guess I'll just sit here and wait...

I just plugged my mouse in on the first try

🔥 THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING ME TODAY 🔥

"Supports all modern browsers..."
"...and IE11"

*Finds devRant*
*Downloads devRant*
*Proceeds to uninstall all other forms of social media*

Client: "I need an Android app that does ______"
Me: "Ok, I'll start right away!"
Client: "Oh, and one more thing: I want it developed in eclipse"
Me: "Go away"