Installing something
Ctrl+c on web browser
Ctrl+shift+v on terminal
Next command
Ctrl+shift+c on web browser
Console opens

Always have a slight smirk whenever I see unifi devices ready for "adoption"

Where do you guys keep your calendar, task lists, etc.. ?

Namecheap: *cricket noises for over a year*
Today: "hEy ThErE cOnDoR, yOuR dOmAiN WiL eXPirE iN 24 hOuRs!1! rEnEw NoW, yOU rEadY?"
Me: "No you motherfucking bastards, a bank transfer takes 3 days at least. Oh wait you don't even accept bank transfer, how convenient!"

And what if I didn't see that email right after your fucking craptacular automated notification system sent it to me, hmm? Don't you Namecheap of all companies know how fucking *vile* domain squatting on the .com is?!!

MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS!!! Jeopardize my domains like that *one more fucking time*, and guess who will be taking his assets to the sexist bastards that I tried avoiding for so long, GoDaddy! FUCKERS!!!

Remember last week's build I randomly popped in between the rant feed?

Here's what it ended up being like!

What are some good react libraries that are fun to use and that give front end a new feeling ?

Oh well. Let's see what the hype is all about.. devRant made me do it. 😂

Why did the developer go broke? 
Because he used up all his cache

Broke Up with my girl.
Can't focus on Project.
Plz help, tell me how you guys recover from this.

You only get three wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
I can't do that. Only three are allowed.
Sudo I wish for more wishes.
OK, here's more wishes!

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My boss caught me out the other day. He asked which browser do we test on. In our documentation it's ff chrome and ie10. In reality it's not ie.

I opened ie for the first time in a long time the other day to find a crap load of bugs. Including the attached.

Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.

Best SO comment ever! Also the most accurate one..

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

There you go
😂😂😂

Hope my client will understand & stop changing the requirements again and again in midway :|

Every linux or unix or programming tutorial ever