His and her diary :D

Learning git

Always the Black skin preference , who is also like me ?

A programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 0x01 root beers".

The bartender pours him a root beer.

Another programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 1.0f root beers".

The bartender pours the second programmer a root beer float.

When your teacher gives awesome, constructive feedback on all of the male student's code and then says he's going to 'go easy' on you and the other female student... 😡😡😡😡

the havoc that can be wreaked by a single misplaced closing brace

It will be fun they said...it's a trap!

client "it's ok we have a logo"

2 days later... receive a Word doc in an email with clients pixelated logo embedded

client "we want x, y and z"

developer "ok that's fine they'll cost this much"

client "why will they cost, they won't take you THAT long to do"

Friends.

-> everyone at the company uses git
-> asked to change some stuff
-> boss says "don't remove the old code, just comment it in case we need it in the future"
-> ...
-> ???

When programmer become a restaurant owner.

When the damn whiteboard is completely filled up with crap and it says "do not erase" in three different places.

Client submitted a support request.
Title: HELP!!!!@!!
Body:

When the designer who can't code anything is on double your salary...