Oh yes the timing is impeccable

BRARRRRRRRRRRRT
tictictictictic
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGNGNHGHFGHFHFHFHFH
"DOOT".

true!!

anyone else feel bullied when they put something on stack overflow for help
I'm just learning C++ for internship and they're so harsh and make me feel stupid :(

I'm drunk, and pushing to prod

So I'm looking into Scala, can someone tell me a good reason to learn Scala? What is the main purpose of this programming language? I have done some research my self, I would like to know what the community thinks though!

What's your beer limit where you can still code competently? After two ales there's just no concentration for me

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

I got my first freelance Web Developer job!!! I was beginning to think it would never happen!

question to Java Devs 😂😂😂

"I don't want to learn about variables and stuff, I just want to build an app."

My editor when someone commits code with trailing white-space.

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

The client (who is also a relative) decided to change the website after the testing phase. Gonna change 50% of the website tonight without getting any extra dime. FML

Don't work for relatives especially for whom your family asks for.

When tv series/movies have "coding scenes" and they do impossible things within seconds. (I'm watching last season of the 100... My god...)

I hate when the bugs i pretended to not see ages ago, doesn't resolve themselves

After weeks of hard work creating a website:

It looks so beautiful 😭

*opens in a different browser*

WHAT THE HECK! why is all my divs flying here and there !

*opens in mobile*

f*#k this

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}

RDD - Retard Driven Development - when requests change everyday

Surely there days like today when u want to complete something. but end up debugging something else. Day gone.

I get so many programming ideas that I can't get myself to actually write any...

Anyone else who has this?

probably we need "possible duplicate rant" on devrant ^^

So True

Feels like I'm battling anxiety lately. Always tons of projects to work on and they seem so easy, but getting round to them feels harder and harder. Anyone else have this issue? How do you deal with it. Cigar seems to have helped today...

Work on bug for hours then whoop it works....

But why did it work?

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

when people address you as "sir" or "him" in an email because girl developers apparently aren't a thing. -_-

When you write scripts to automate stuff because you're lazy, but you spend so much time writing them it makes you doubt your own laziness