We feel you bro😂

this happens way too often in our company

PM: did you made that change I requested?
me: yeah, its on the live server now, why?
PM: I cant see it...
me: *wtf, I specially forced the JS to reload to eliminate problems with cache* could you send me a screenshot?
PM: *sends screenshot*
me: I dont get it... I can see the changes in my browser *dev feeling intensifies* ... refresh the site and try again
PM: oh... suddenly its there, ...anyway, thanks! it looks great!
me: *facepalm*

turns out our managers just dont refresh websites, they want changes to take place immediately

So a company is looking for a web developer intern with minimum 3 years of job experience! What kind of intern that would be!

So my company wants to hire a Data Scientist with 5 years experiece in this job ...

When the client requirements for the ios/android app is that the source code has to be php...

What your family thinks when you make a website

The computers at my local vet clinic are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don't get pee'd on.

There are 10 types of person in this world: The ones who have read this joke before, and the ones who have never accessed the internet.

When you miss a comma 😝

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

I had this coworker who was proud that he's the only one who can understand the code he wrote.

That's not something to be proud about.

There are only two kinds of languages the one people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

haaahaa

That feeling when lead dev hid a couple of really secret bugs for you, and then left for vacation... *cough* @BinaryProvider 😉

Wife: When will you be home? It's 6:00pm.
Husband: When my program does what I want and exits with code 0.
Wife: I'll see you tomorrow.

Worst project I had was when I was asked to just copy-paste code and change the names of variables. Yeah, that's it, nothing more than that.

I'm converting some old stylesheets to sass and found this gem. How drunk I must have been to write something like this o.0

Logic

SWEET DEATH TAKE ME.
I'm doing the Insanity fitness program. Why were we cursed with a job that forces you to be sedentary a.k.a. a couch potato most of the time ?

Just another day of trying to figure out The purpose of a public method with zero documentation and cryptic variable names🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼

I once inherited a project that had been outsourced for more than 6 months to a company at the other end of the world. Although the PM had almost daily contact with the developer, the project wasn't technically followed up.

I had already recommended code reviews 3 months before I inherited the project. But of course these had never happened.

The project contained all the nice-to-have features, but the core wasn't working. Loading the home page (with 20 records from a DB) took 15 minutes.

We then had roughly a month the get the project straight.

me today at work

The truth has been spoken

old way of timepass: code is compiling
new way of timepass: pushing, download, installing 😂😂😂😂

Our own company website. Everyone got involved, the process broke down, and because all of management and company owners were participating- it was nearly impossible to get anything done.

We are our own worst client.

When staples tries to sell you a $6.99 warranty on a $10 mouse.

I instinctively press Ctrl+S everywhere I write text, even in chat like Slack or Skype. Do I need help? :/