Amazing feeling seeing your 9yo opening the browser, finding a programming tutorial and just start learning.

This brings fond memories to those days when we were craving for the books in 90s.

Being on vacation, i have learned how fixes are made

My manager literally said this

Ideas are abundant. Execution is worth the millions

😂😂😂

The past few days ive been looking into angular.

Its a bloated piece of crap. It makes your page twice the fucking size and adds tons of unneccessary code with shit syntax. Whatever you do in angular can be done in a normal language, even fucking vanilla javascript. Stop fucking making unneccessary frameworks for js developers who are too lazy to learn a proper language.

I pulled it off! VMware on Linux is pretty rad! What you see in the pic is windows on my right monitor and Fedora on the left, Fedora serving as the host though.

They work seamlessly! (no lag at ALL)
Mind blown..

Full size pic :
http://imgur.com/a/bI151

And lastly...
FUCK YOU QEMU AND SPICE, STATE OF THE ART MY ASS (GNOME BOXES)

Things I regret immediately after doing it:
1) Masturbation
2) Overeating
3) git commits

At a wedding when I'd rather be home coding.

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

We had a mega rude, pompous asshat client come in who's company was SO disliked that someone made a hate site about them that was out ranking the client's actual site. They hired us to re-do their site and SEO to try to get back to the top results. We redid the site but we didn't improve the SEO. We also visited the hate site so many times we probably improved their ranking. 😂🖕🏻

Everyone has a test environment. If you're lucky, you'll have a separate production environment too.

Worst thing about being a programmer? Occasionally having to develop stuff you know nobody will ever use

404 Sleep not found!!

When I first found DevRant I was like😃😃

And here Ladies and Gentlemen, we see some Code I hatte to discover.
(Actually the same method get's called)