Just done building this

npm init
npm i -S lodash

To punch noobs who fuc#ed up the code from git blame

Git commits with messages like `bug fixed`, `feature added` etc

I have a friend who likes to change his tech stack every time he reads about a new technology online.....He started working on a startup idea of his.....He started with Larvel.....then came NodeJS...Then came .Net Core......Then Go.....And yesterday he told me that he is thinking about making it in Vapour.

Him: how long do you think it will take me
Me: ........Forever

The moment when you realize the new intern merged a old cutout SVN branch into trunk and in effect nullified your changes..........Son of *#$ch. Why the fuck are we still using SVN

I need to get this done before deadline.......

Client reads about MomgoDB ransomware attacks online.

Him: I heard that the MongoDB is not secure, we should use something else in our system.
Me: Those databases got attacked because security features were turned off. If you want you can have an external security team to test the system when it's done.
Him: I don't wana take any risk, so I we should use something else.

We have been working on this system for almost a year and the final stage was supposed to be delivered in a month.

He wants me to replace it with MySQL

I know it's lame......But I had to

True dat

The moment when you realize you just ran a SQL update with a ';' before the WHERE clause............fml

other dev at work: "why cant i switch branch of my SVN repo like Git"
Me: "Cuz it uses different approach, different branches are at different locations......."
Him: "but how can i use it like Git"
Me: "you cant"
Him: "but why"
Me: "Get away from me before i throw something heavy at you"

Her: why did you buy a computer that costs 2.5K
Me: Why do you buy multiple pairs of shoes that costs 1K+