Never Ending Project

"What's make software development great?"

"What's it?"

"We must catch bugs all the time."

"Oh..."

DevOps

"Bro, are you a DevOps Engineer?" 

"Yup, why?"

"For you, which one is more important, Programmer's Day or Sysadmin's Day?"

"Both of them."

"How come?"

"They are Pizza's Days, dude!"

"Oh..."

😐 My Mac slept about 2 months. and now wake up with "new face".

Just like compiling code that takes so long, but without errors. They sent these awesome stickers even I live in Indonesia, Thank you. @devRantApp

Inheritance

A programmer's wife talks to her husband:

"My dear, you do not scold your son continuously. He only overrides his super-class."

"Oh...

"Syntactic sugar is syntax within a programming language that is designed to make the language 'sweeter' for human. But...don't consume it too much!"
"Why?"
"You will be diabetic."
"Oh..."

"Bro, what's inside your bag?"
"Just a MacBook Air, why?"
"Looks so heavy?"
"There is Hadoop inside my Mac Air."
"Oh..."

"Darling, I can't open this jar."
"Download and install Java first, sweety."
"Oh..."

"Honey, how much sugar do you want in your coffee?"
"A little bit."
"8-bit?"
"Oh..."

"Do you know OOP in Java?"
"No, I don't."
"How about POJO?"
"I dunno too."
"Okay, so what do you know?"
"Pascal."
"Then why do you call yourself a Java programmer, dude?"
"Cuz, I'm a programmer, and I'am a Javanese."
"Oh..."