[Me on a first date]
So do you also think password less ssh can never be safe enough?

True story.

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

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Happy Halloween everyone!

Merry Christmas to you too!

Happy Christmas!

Santa is coming to town

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

True story

Merry Christmas Programmers out there!

Fake bug fix

Actually Working Video Player Christmas tree :D merry x-mas

What's your best programmer pickup line?

Code reuse.

We've all been there!

Stress ball arrived, cant find it.

When you mix art with science

programmer's house..

Programming is a superpower.

Sure Google... sure.

dev Xmas

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980

CSS can kill you!

Math is hard.

Russian-roulette in Bash

Her: what app is that?
Me: devRant. It's where devs go to complain about things only we'll understand and just talk nerdy to each other.
Her: So where you and your people go to be yourselves?
Me: Basically, yeah.
Her: I thought that was Twitter.
Me: It was, now it's this.
Her: Then what's Twitter for?
Me: ...news?

Best Rubik's Cube I ever had...this kept me busy for a while :) ...

Windows is smart. Be like Windows.