Nostradamus's prediction- by the year 2050 first words of a new born baby:
"Hello World"

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

People who write php and laravel together as their skills are the same who think knowing Microsoft word is the most impressive thing about them. Because notepad is too mainstream.

Teaching php to noobs....
type in echo 'hello world'
Go to the browser and run the page
Do you hear the echo?

One of the best algorithms I have designed ever

From rock, paper, scissors to poker.... Wow some game theory examples.

Zero fucks given

I am frustrated with the JWT token based authentication library I am using for my lumen(laravel) based backend. It is having lot of ongoing issues with infinite timed token(mobile apps) and others... Here is the link
https://github.com/tymondesigns/...
If anyone has any suggestions for a good replacement for this it would be awesome because this is shitty in the support for the library nobody addressed the issues raised and threads are not even taken care about. It is so frustrating when you implement something but have to deal with the shortcomings of it, when it does not even do some basic things it is supposed to do. I feel bad saying it for somebody else's work. But, sometimes it has to be ranted out... That's the whole point of devRant. So yeah JWT based authentication library suggestions for laravel based backend. Because tymon-auth is shit.

Time is money, how true is that in a scenario of software development ?

Sometimes I feel like going back in time and changing some things. If life would have a debugger would know when I am doing a mistake.

I am so fucking drunk but still I ended up completing a task which is a feature request.... I have no idea how I did it... But it works in staging... That's what I remember.... Will see tomorrow.... I am also the tester in the hierarchy which starts and ends with me... I don't know whether this qualifies as a rant

That moment when you are not able to find the functionality you intend to use in any of the libraries.... And then you decide to write your own. #devPower

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds
"If free software is like Libre Office, I would rather pay for Microsoft Office. "

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
- Linus Torvalds

Recently learnt about machine learning and it's applications. First thing that comes to my mind "how often do women buy lingerie from supermarkets?"

Those 10 seconds when there is a feature request and you have to answer the question "How much time will it take?" inTheSpot

Spent the whole day trying to help setup the environment for a colleague. In the end of it all... The whole day went off without any actual productivity. Zero progress on the tasks I have in hand...And then I discovered devRant... Some things happen for a reason...