@rustyhacker: even if they switch, just day you have Tech Tourette

Yes.

Night owl + wildcard

Know that feeling mate.

Mr Robot, Halt and catch fire, Luke Cage, IT Crowd (yeah, again), Black Books, Stranger Things, Series of unfortunate events....

😂

There's a small glitch, the second condition is mixed up. Windows always kills your life.

All roles described in one comic :D

Congrats mate.
This would be the best moment to buy a new rubber duck. The first your little one can talk to. This will solve a lot of his/her early delivery problems and to deal with (technical) teething

How about asking correctly on StackOverflow? Never had any issues

My eyes.... Why?

@CorruptComputer he he, this is the great thing, so many options to solve it. Never got quite warm with Fedora / RedHat, but I know they do a great job in packaging and maintaining as well. Will check the latest Fedora out anyways ;)

Oh yes and at the end I have so many ideas that the list keeps growing

Know that feeling, but sounds like you are far away from getting fired. Congrats!

You can download the fix for this issue here: http://www.ubuntu.com (sorry, couldn't resist)

Fingers crossed

This made me giggle a little. Nice one

Looks like your storage is gone. Are you on Rackspace by any chance?

Their it away. Check the web for "Java ist auch eine Insel". The online version is free and gets regulary updates.
Role of thumb: If it says "J2SE", it's outdated or a trap (like in job adverts, promising the latest tech but looking for J2SE it J2EE knowledge)

"Sorry, I can't let you print that, Dave!"

Or

"I'm in your house now"

Or a nice self made invoice for porn or hooker services ;)

Nice one. But it seems as your screenshot tool has a weird "let it look like a picture taken with a camera" filter on

Time lord technology? Seems to be bigger in the inside

@TheGeekyGuy ffs. Thanks for the hint. I'll try it one more time. Maybe 3rd lucky...

Hmm, do you need a license to breed them?

How much battery charge was left, 50%?

How long did it take you to fix her computer and setting up her new WiFi router?

@suhail the days of chrome apps are over

... you are doing it right

Office 365 online works quite OK. Besides, it's open source, if it is so easy for you, help to make it better. Just one PR ;)

Schei? Encoding ;)