That one actually made me chuckle

Watching and learning 🤨

After the number of times I have mistyped "git" as "gir", I kind of want an octocat based on Gir from Invader Zim.

Fond this gem in a sample code at uni...
Noice 👌👌👌

*Goes hiking in the woods* *Finds Bigfoot asleep* *Slowly takes out phone* *Turns it on* *Checks DevRant for rates*

When you find an issue with your code logic... and you rewrite it all to find out it could’ve been so much easier...

LoL ......

Inspirational quote of the day

Me after 4 hours debugging

wondering whether the fact that I'm avoiding people to extreme measures is part of my identity and it is completely fine to be like that or is actually an obstacle in realization of my identity and I truly should do something about it

Well good job 😅🔫

Cleaning up unused files and restructuring your home folder is so satisfying

So fucking happy that I am the only one at my company that does not have a Huawei phone

My mom never touched a PC or smartphone. Well, most people didn't back then, because it was the early 90s.

But I brought a borrowed SNES to the hospital and taught her to blow on the Zelda cartridge if it didn't work. She died after we finished the game.

After that my dad bought me a commodore 64, the machine that taught me about electronics and programming, and molded me into who I am today.

On the first date with my girlfriend (now 12y together) we just sat talking for hours in her room, playing Zelda on her SNES taking turns, and I told her my mom would have liked her.

Sex feels good and all but have you ever felt the pride of submitting a bug fix to software you use on GitHub?

My type of developer

That moment when the client is actually happy with your design. From the beginning.
And requests no changes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While using open source library if you get stuck, head over to library's issues section on GitHub. Paste minimal error, you will definitely find an answer. Always works.
#lifeprotips

you might think that windows updates are painful but this piece of shit has been like this for an hour JUST LET ME FUCKING DEPLOY

Bad architecture causes more problems than bad code.

When you reach office early...

fuck you Java

Woohoo! I fixed a huge memory leak in our app! ... In one class.

Time for noise cancelling head phones, 80s hacker music, tons of caffeine, and more leak hunting. :)

Story of my life

When your client sends a cropped screenshot of the API keys and you spend half an hour typing it out multiple times trying to match it and failing, then another 30min trying to explain the simple process of copying and pasting text.

You can send a cropped screenshot but not use Ctrl-C Ctrl-V or right-click copy right-click paste.

Lmaoo i put this here.