Is there a synonym for SEO?

When u start getting bug reports from IE6 users..

Hackers

Somebody with more technical expertise than me should write a virus that infects pc's but the only impact is that it updates Internet Explorer to the most current version... Call it "honorable malware" 😆

This sums up the corporate world

Why on earth do you want export to excel functionality.

Fml.

Shows client site in progress on demo server. I tell them not all of the responsive styles on a chunk of the pages are done yet.

Client: Everything looks wrong. If it's not working it should say 'coming soon'

Me: This is a demo server, it will be finished before the production server for sure

Client: Put coming soon up please

When designer uses multiple different variations of grey.

When you spend a week working on a view and UX comes by and wants a week worth of changes from the design you originally agreed upon