Or that...

Cheers!!

I hear we're posting pics of mugs. Right?

Nominated for an Emmy!

Pokémon Go!

This is getting uncomfortable, too social, too close.

To understand recursion, first you need to understand recursion

haha!

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Programmer's quote..

Baby Playbook

A special thanks to @dfox for the awesome swag that showed up today.

My daughter claimed the stress bar for her own.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

Devrant is the only social platform made to recognise the world's hidden heroes, us.

When you start reading someone else's code and all you do is properly indent for the first 30 mins so you can actually read it.

// TODON'T: .....

When they say they need you to finish the project quicker but they ain't paying you quicker

What PMs think we do.

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

Well, f*ck you too.

I would have hired him 😐😁

Wondering if the reason why everyone loves devRant so much is because we can actually get likes here.

When you're at a festival but code is life.

I created an open-source module for Angular about a year ago, which is now used in a real project for a big client by someone else! What a great feeling.

Just had to tell someone, my friends and family doesn't understand this code stuff.

let's play a game... ;)

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

I just wanted to place an order

When you return to a personal projet you put aside more than 3 weeks ago