Here's what I'm working with.

Got to love Microsoft's error messages.

"Yes....and I'm supposed to do what?"

I saw your obiglated setup photo, i raise you my work cubicle.

#wife {
right: 100%;
}

I'm a Procaffeinator! 😊😊😊

We've all been there...

Being a software developer automatically qualifies you to fix paper jams and wi-fi issues in the eyes of your family.

If you can't fix a bug, it's a feature.

In a meeting the vice president of IT asked me “How long would it take you to re-write our CRM in XML?”
I responded “I’ll have it done by the end of the day if you can tell me what XML stands for.”
VP walked out of the meeting not saying a word.

rant init....

I feel like the programming courses in college don't ready you enough for the outside world 😧 - computer science student.

rant complete....

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How do you tell HTML from HTML5?

- try it out in Internet Explorer
- did it work?
- no?
- it's HTML5

Safari : the new internet explorer! ❤️

It works ! Hahah

Every time I see this, it kills me. 😂

Every time :D

Design team gets 3 monts to wireframe, dev team gets 3 weeks to complete the project. IT'S MAGIC #headbang

after hours of debugging your program without any luck...
wife(never programmed a day in her life): what's up?
me: I can't figure out why this program won't work
wife: oh! you're probably missing a semi-colon somewhere

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016