What's the best way to learn C#? Need some answers from all the experts here yo!

Team Lead: Anyone has any concern on their tasks? I'll see what I can do to help.
Me: Yeah I'm afraid I would not be able to finish my task on time because of its complexity.
Team Lead: Try harder.

What's the point of asking?

Friend: Hey, I managed to build my own UI.
Me: That's great, which programming language did you use?
Friend: Filezilla.
Me: No, I mean the language. The language you code in to build your UI ?
Friend: Notepad ++

KILL ME.

When your boss asks you to add 200 products to the system.......

MANUALLY.

You're a developer?

Fix the TV. Fix the wifi connection. Fix the remote control.