Man it's midnight and all I want to do is work. 5 hours from now I'll be dragging out of bed to go to work where nothing gets accomplished. In 17 hours when I drag in from work I can do real work for 7 hours before crashing while wishing I could just code through the night. It's an infinite loop and I dont know how to fix it!

When your PM is drawing all over your nice architecture diagram..

Posting here because I don't have enough nerdy friends that would appreciate this:

For years I've felt confident that my system was idiot proof with only one button to click through the process.

Today a user proved me wrong.

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

The struggle is real

I just rewrote a linq-2sql query which cut the execution time down from 17 minutes to 20 seconds! I felt like a genius for all of five seconds, until I realised it was me who had written the original query... Now I don't know if I'm an idiot or a genius...

The moment you walk in a meeting where new features being discussed...

When the recruiter on LinkedIN calls you with a different name...