The leaders of the Windows-army:

Major Failures
General Problems
and last but not least...
Kernel Damages

I hate these LINUX AND NOTHING ELSE fascists. Why don't you just let people use what they want? And btw: just using Linux doesn't make you a good programmer...

!rant

Does anyone of you know LOLCODE?
If not let me present you a simple program that displays the numbers 1-11 and terminates:

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

You gotta love the okay thanks bye as termination :D
Check it out on GitHub

I accidentally sent my bachelor thesis to the 3D-printer. It printed a big peace of shit.

"This code really sucks"
"Well it's not that bad"
"But there is a GOTO"
"Oh"

If it takes more than five clicks, learn the command line.

A: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.

B: how do i do that