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It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

rant

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Lol, only two years ago I saw a new TV show in which a developer is waiting for his code to compile. Apparently not everyone is ahead of the curve!

joke/meme

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If Big O notations where emojis. This chart shows you common big-Os with emoji showing how they'll make you feel as your data scales. Source blog.honeybadger.io

joke/meme

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Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

rant linux virus windows

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Haskell...

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alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

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These are the questions distracting me while debugging

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When you copy some code and select the code you want to get replaced and accidentally press Ctrl+c again so you have to copy the thing you wanted to copy again 😡

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Dear Apple,
WHY DA FUCK DO I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD 4+ GB EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TO UPDATE X-FUCKING-CODE? A goddamn patch would be more than sufficient.

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Honest app reviews

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The rant starts here

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The learning curve tho

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Another Ctrl joke ova here

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Kind of sad when you think about it.

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Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

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Ghost in the Shell (2017)

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Windows vs Linux: Unresponsive applications.
(Avoid the gates of hell, use Linux)

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System.io.weed

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!rant

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For the NSA guys out there :p

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-The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve
-Yes, it was an apple
-But with an extremely limited memory
-Just one byte
-Then everything crashed

undefined byte thoughts apple

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Every IT admin's wish

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Story of my life

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Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

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My new nintendo switch

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Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

joke/meme yolo

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Damn Dijkstra!

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😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

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Me too vending machine , me too..

Credit: Twitter.

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