Just my two cents in React 2020 Community Survey

Creating new side project time:
https://youtube.com/watch/...

Here is a stupid fucking idea:

use console.error for displaying warnings.

I look at you react

Next project idea self hosted home webserver powered by steam engine:
https://youtube.com/watch/...

Github is again down, I wonder if they triggered deploy from wrong branch.

Fuck this shit, moving to selfhosted solutions:
https://gitea.io/en-us/

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

I hate remote working

Free Time + RapsberryPi + Alexa + alcohole = Smart Bartender

https://youtu.be/AEhlohTol-U

Fuck yeah I love the future

I remember when first iPhone came out, The only broken shit while browsing was panning and pinching(most of the pages did not have responsive design) but they worked. Now every fucking webpage is mobile friendly, except all of them are fucking broken! You don't have safari or Chrome? Then fuck you! Here you have this BIG fucking button that does not work. Fuck all SPA!

Dear developers, the main reason that I install your shitty apps is to do stuff quicker than through webpage or to log in once. I don't want to install your shitty app just to login every your shitty app update to only see small gui that opens your webpage.

FUCK YOU

LifeHack #456

Put your Mac Mini on Xiaomi Air Purifier with max speed for motor to prevent overheating.

This thing

Oh, there is a one pending VisualStudio update...

2018 in nutshell

I hate fucking people that commit into repository all libraries and modules under node_modules or vendor/gems making impossible to search examples on github.

Wife: Lets buy smart frame
Me: hmm, I have some spare raspberry pi and LCDs...

Just finished dumping all ethereum tranasctions into one big 30 GB csv.

Only thing left is to configure Apache Spark cluster.

Step 1: Make own cat feeder: https://youtube.com/watch/...
Step 2: Integrate it with http://open-notify.org/Open-Notify-... to dispense food every time International Space Station is above my location.
Step 3: Wait some time, and check if I will be able to tell ISS location by looking at my cat

So I made this simple lamp that shows what is current build status on Jenkins CI.

Main features:

- Change color depending on Jenkins build status
- Automaticaly turn on/off if user is logged on Hipchat
- Beam effect if somebody makes coffee
- Unicorn effect if food is delivered
- Big red arcade button that can send random message to somebody on Hipchat

https://youtube.com/watch/...

https://github.com/macbury/lam.py

Just found nice coffee heater on my desk

Just hacking some electronics

Hmm... I need to save generated on site rsa key in browser... O there is a npm module for that! This should be fast

4 hours later

Fuuuuuck:
http://fileformat.info/info/...

Debugging JS sometimes is like

My screen saver at work.

Reading class uml

Yep this exists:
http://veryant.com/products/...

Moving legacy app from ubuntu 10 server to ubuntu 16 server

Sometimes i think playstation devs are using windows, because every fucking time:

React.js + capybara = why the fuck i cannot click on fucking button

Android app in delphi