¯\_(ツ)_/¯

> finds files called "?" and "?.pub" in home directory. Not sure how they ended up there.
> tries deleting files
> rm ?*
> hits enter and realizes the disaster the very next moment
> cries in corner

Yes! Haven't even graduated yet, and just got hired as Junior Developer - score!

A late rise up *check*
A good cup of tea *check*
A nice breakfast *check*
A rainy day today *check*
A bunch of time for reading
a book and playing with
python and elixir *check
Nobody seeks me for
tech support *check*

Did I die and go to heaven?

I know you've heard of rubber duck debugging, but have you heard of puppy debugging?

Found this on Twitter

Nostalgia level: ∞

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

why the fuq does my office have no instant noodle or snacks 😫

are we all trees or what

Client: I saw this feature on a site and I want it on mine.

Me: I’m almost done with the project. You can’t possibly expect me to start adding new features now.

Client: Just go online and copy the code. I won’t take that long. It shouldn’t be difficult if you’re a professional.

WTF is wrong with people. The worlds gone to shit. Who does he think he is?

My new IT manager just asked what ssh is...

Work.overtimePay = (hours, normalRate) => {
// return hours * (rate * 2)
return "you guys are brilliant!"
}

What the fuck

Whoever designed the McD's website for India is a fucking moron! Who the fuck adds the fucking CVV number as a hidden fucking *integer*?

Can't fucking write a CVV that starts with 0! Had to shell out fucking cash!

Who the fuck ever developed and fucking tested it were probably high AF and fucked up in the head at the same fucking time!

public class Girl{
private int age = 28;
public int getAge(){
return 20;
}
}

This weekend I took a break from programming and online courses. 2 days of pure video gaming. Haven't done that in months.

I regret nothing.

Java 😂😂😂

FUCK YOU CORS

Oh. You know computers? You must be a badass hacker! You might just hack your way to my heart...

=>console.log('hi!')
=>I have a boyfriend!

🤐🤐🤐

Devil is strong with me!

May I introduce you to my coworkers git repo