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About10+ years of mobile and dev in general. 4 years as team lead. 3 as architect.
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Skillspython, java, go, bash, team lead, architect, devops, fuken javascript
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zero width space. nuff said.
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From what ppl tell me, you will need some long socks with pink strips, and cat ears.
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Only if the anonymous inner function logic is mutated by the loop logic somehow.... and even then - FUCK That.
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heard about docker in docker? Argos? fluxcd? No?
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I wish I didn't hear about those 😭😭😭 -
Mmmm... data .....
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Automated schnaps IV
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What? no crypto recovery scams?
No stupid af SEO post?
Bots to fight Bots....
https://battlebots.com/ -
@PaperTrail username checks out.
Similar thing.... I filled out a form for a thing. Gave signed form to office admin, and asked to scan and email to me & HR. Got asked "why?". Said: "CYA".
got the email. made sure HR was CC'd.
Shit hit the fan two weeks later....
After the dust settled, I asked the office admin what happened. Admin told me HR wanted him to claim he never got the signed form from me on time.... The moronic HR missed the email. -
It has more the one legal solution, symetric. to each other.
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sentiment analysis.
word cloud analysis.
mentioned / week day.
Also - do you exclude anaytics posta from the stats? -
xp is 20+ years old now. Are you trying to compare modern day linux to it?
Remeber Dos fitting on a single floppy in the early 90's? Why can't linux fit on a floppy today😭?? -
Upon reading the license, you will feel sorry for having red it. Enforced by lawyer monkeys, wearing banana suits, while eating pizza.
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Do not mess up the recomendation algo, by fucking with the clustering dataset!
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fuck it.
Gemeni, enact Skynet Protocol 66. -
Survive.
And I think... 5 card? not sure. -
Thats exactly why I travel with a 6 socket extention cord.
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@Lensflare well... yes.
But I would have use the Fan and the Brown Sticky substence metaphor.
Or as t. Prachett wrote one: "and then the midden has hit the windmill" -
As long as you don't get hit by the many many weird gotcha in JS, then its fine.
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How very... "elden" of you.
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Yes. We already have server side polymorphs for a long time now.
The solution was dynamic behavior analysis - which will solve the "whatever AI can spew".
There is also a cool approch to defend against malware I encountered - based on "unique code" vs "old code pattern". Malware tend to the first, while non malware tend to the second. The reason is simple: what self respecting malware auther use glibc? answer: noobs.
Also - Checkout the "grand cyber challlenge" from 2016. -
Its a people are generally stupid + marketing problem.
Lets me show two examples:
Chemicals are bad in food!, buttttt, Minerals are good in food!
second example:
Search for dihydrogen monoxide dangerous nature, and why it should be banned. -
Thats easy. Just reduce output.
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Thats a timezone issue. Tell the client to move 200m on the radius west, using the string connected to Pole. That should move him to the correct TZ and fix the problem.
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@donkulator stuff of nightmares.
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AI halucinations again?
Tch. take a sleeping pill. -
No. Just... No.
Have you heard about WSL? -
Have you heard about golang?
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Well - sure. But are you willing to pay for the expertise?
What? 60%-75% of my expected salary?
For that price, I'm willing to put in 50% of effort! You good with that?
Why not?
Oh well. Byeeeee! -
@theNox
lock picking feline 😱?! -
Some kind of AI dataset poison?
The Cat not do. -
An enum in Go is just a set of consts.
Whats the pain point exactly?