Yea,

this email

is totally

#legit

"Come with me if you want to code"

If Trump was a dev:
git commit -m "Make tests green again"

I thought 'atoi' was just some acronym wtf who thought it would be a good idea to name a parse function 'atoi'?

When you're so many fucking multi-dimensional arrays deep. You don't even know where the fuck you are anymore and you just wish you had been a doctor instead.

Product idea: a stylish pouch for all the adapters you need for your Apple products.

Every time my Java instructor puts spaces inside the parentheses I die a little inside.

( ... ) instead of (...)

He's been programming since the 60s.

I could finally afford one

Who the hell is responsible for this mess?!
*git blame*
Oh, it was me...

*Using terminal in public*
Then I hear someone said
"Hey look, that guy is a hacker"

Yet again

If foo():
return True
else:
return False

Agrrr!!11

How to explain the difference between frontend and backend development.

Found on Facebook, sums up my students' code perfectly... and mine, too.

My wife saw me posting on Dev Rant raging about my boss, and suggested I ought to use a different user name instead of my usual one... considering he spends all day using social media I think she might be right... passed the advice on to some friends we are all now paranoid and have new accounts. <3

After 4 months I've just realised that my internet is not running higher than 100mpbs because I bought a 100mbps Ethernet switch. -facepalm-

❤ CSS puns

Finally I am home . Time to code something nice ...
*starts PC*
*10 mins later power went down*

When you go to a doctor and he starts to google your symptoms in front of you and reads you texts from wikipedia page of the disease he assumes you have, then writes you a prescription for some random meds.

Maybe he was a dev before.

windows update is like a girlfriend..

you have to god damn wait

The irony...

meanwhile.. in my university

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to proceed from here.

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

Please enter your phone number...

Fixed a $2000 broken laserprinter with a paperclip and some ducttape. Eat my dust, MacGyver!

GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!!!!!

As I joke, I put in the requirement for links to be active on a printout. My developers showed up with QR codes. Touché.