"New" Microsoft features

Such coincidence.

Is there any note taking, or password vault app which can work offline, cross platform, sync data with online storage services, like Dropbox, Google drive etc., and do encryption?

I've just got my stress ball. And this little piglet of mine has stole it away from me :)

!rant

TFW your company decides to use 'ALT-Enter' as a quick fix shortcut in their tools aimed at non-devs

Debian is installing

Indian moms be like

USA you collectively almost have one brain cell.

My mantra while browsing devRant:

I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.
I will downvote and walk away. I will not take the bait.

*exhales*

Student next to me tried to be cool and opened a terminal window and said to me: "I'm hacking someone." He was just running "apt-get update" ...

Today our manager agreed on buying a second hand server for the development team to play around with and run personal experiments.

We found a dual cpu (6 core 2.8 GHz) system with 24 gigs of ram.

Let the fun begin!

The most important piece of code in any of my sites.

Junior Dev: Today I'm porting my (TDD'd) C++ code to C# but having loads of issues.
Me: You should throw away the code, port the tests across and write the code again.
Junior Dev: I think I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
Me: *triple face plant*