So what are you studying?

Software Engineering.

Oh, so sit infront of the computer everday?

For the most part, yes, but I also d...

What a waste of time, you and your videogame-internet. Back in my days...

-every conversation with elderly people ever.

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Why the heck do users give a 1-Star rating instead of submitting a bug report?
Oh yeah I know, because that could help me -.-

The knitted Minecraft creeper my girlfriend made for me. More incentive to figure out bugs compared to the usual rubber duck...

Steps to fix a bug these days:
1. Google
2. Stack overflow
3. Documentation 😂

Touche...

My wife and I just went Pokemon hunting in the park. Never thought I'd say that

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

Job Ad says "Web Developer". Requested skills were HTML, CSS, PHP & XML. Go to interview & get grilled about my design skills. Web Developer != Web Designer people! Get it together! 🙄🙄🙄

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

Coding with friends.. Helps with the stress 😁

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

#theHardTruth

FUCKING CSS!

when you are a newbie on devRant and get flak for reposting something unknowingly

I named a project kraken so that when It's ready I'll release the kraken :D

trust me, it's done and tested!

Two types of programmers:
1. :wq
2. ctrl + s

This is way too true.

For Web developers,
LAMP or MEAN?
and why?

Thank you for your time and comments :)

When you get a compile error.

The layout for my little side project was working fine in IE last week. Made some server side additions over the weekend and now the layout is broken... in IE only. Guess who's putting in a user-agent redirect to a "Works best in Chrome or Firefox" page? 😉

$ man brexit

True :)

Anyone who has worked with travis-ci for building their python project git branch? Seems that my yml is not configured properly and don't know how to create one correctly. The current build error is attached. Any leads are helpful.
Ps: Have not pushed any unit test cases in this project
FYI: deliberately marked branch and stuff in astresik. you can assume it is correct.

When someone changes your IDE background color to white

When you inherit someone else's code base

Spent about an hour wondering why my php code was showing in the browser window after submitting a form using Ajax. Found that I had start my php file with just <? And not <?php. Feeling dumb.

<true long rant about programming>; 4 ++
FUCKING CSS; 352++

What's with the medieval look and incest and all the blood and killing on Silicon Valley tonight?