After interviewing tens of candidates, finally found that one guy who doesn't start the conversation by mentioning jQuery 😂

Too many people started off with jQuery and didn't even bother to learn more about Javascript itself.

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can code better then most CS students, but if I want to go to university I have to take things like calculus... why

I want to reach this level of excellence. I searched, "How to clone object in JavaScript?".

This is when Google screws up.

1hr before going to prod, after working for 16 straight hours, fuck my life

Be us
Be pair devs
Be doing PHP
Be explaining code to each other to find bug.
Be confused. Code checks out.
Be laughing asses off
Be realise the filename had a m instead of n
@TheCapeGreek

Prof: What country's next to the USA?

Me: USB

"One of the best programming skills you can have is knowing when to walk away for awhile." - Oscar Godson

Iphone X... 😂🍎

Quality code I made, as always

Last year =>
Upgraded to windows 10 from 8.1
Got a new phone in October. Backed up all the data from previous phone to PC. ( Saved it on desktop )

Restarted PC few hours later to transfer data to new phone. Windows failed to start. Failed to reset/recover
Had to factory reset PC

Lost all the data

MacroShit

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, lounge, pub, tavern, night club, mini bar, drinks.

I've been looking for a bug in my code the whole day. I randomly found it in 2 minutes today. That seems about right 😑

Disabled fucking arrows keys in vim. Life is hell now.

I will be posting a lot more rants from now on as I am learning vim so bear with me.