Recruiters are getting smarter

I’m gonna invent scrumban.

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

10 + 10 = 4

When the docs are on a different Pompey Pirates floppy that you didn't copy at the monthly computer club.

Gameboy dev kit has parts like these in it's documentation...

so Jira loaded without css and made my avatar kng of the universe

driving an archive

For windows people

Don't want to go back to work and code, there's much better things to do; Like stay at home and code instead.

Favorite item on my desk? Not me. First weeks holiday in 3 years

YikYak will probably be used as a lesson in app development on what not to do. They killed their entire app in a single release. Biggest mistake was never listening to their users.

My friend after seeing devRant stickers.

What's devRant?

It's a Community for Developers.

Like Tumblr for devs?

No.

Like Facebook for devs?

No.

Like Twitter for devs?

No.

Then?

It's like devRant for devs.
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A SQL statement goes to a restaurant ... there he sees 2 TABLES and asks " can i JOIN u two guys ? " :P

Programmer needed

You know you're a big boy developer when you actually start caring about <meta> tags.

When your teach your dad to take printout... Then it happens... LOL 😂😂😂😂💩💩💩

Switching between Vim and atom, ":wq" sometimes finds itself in my scripts 😅

this feels very true sometimes. lol

Me when I read about another JS framework, gulp module or workaround for using ES2016 features today.

My next idea for an app, coming soon to Android and IPhone
🤓😜

Ignorant sales people and PMs who confuse a program's UI with the whole thing and ask you: why it took you so long, you just had to add a save button?

Yeah, asshole, adding a call-to-action style save button only took me 10 minutes, making it save your fucking data reliably took me a whole week.

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

ha ha funny

(this has already been posted 3 times, so why not a 4th)

Was looking at the TV schedule and saw that django unchained was on and for two seconds I actually thought that it was going to be a documentary on Python and developing web applications with django

If only I could write script to cook my food and wash my cloth.

was never a fan of caffeine/coffee, neither knew its importance then i started night shift. Now i am like "all hail coffee"

Aw hecks yeah!

So somebody decided that instead of simply escaping apostrophes it would be best to just delete them altogether. I m pretty sure you ll understand why that s a problem.

I've just started using VS Code, and it makes me almost regret buying a Webstorm license.