me:
#include<stdio.h>
main() {
printf("Hello World");
}

compiller:

First job as a dev, after years of tutorials and side projects

Ahhh... That girl 😂😂

I just put my side project working with friends to Gitlab.com. Start to wondering why I was choosing between github and bitbucket while gitlab provides free private repo, free CI runners, and all other useful collaboration tools.

"It's a feature"

Getting shit from everyone for liking Java.

My first TrumpScript:
https://github.com/samshadwell/...

A million is 1000000
and one is, million over million;
our great country is, 1000010 minus million;
make immigrants, country times million;

For as long as, we have immigrants greater than one;:

I say immigrants
I say "That wall just got ten feet taller!"

And we have to make immigrants go back, fight immigrants over country;!
say it with me "We made America great again!!"

America is great.

Developers life

A little late, and similar to other lovely ladies on here, but the greatest influencer for me is my husband.

He's always pushed me to learn more and be a better, cleaner coder. He taught me continuous integration, introduced me to the Atom editor, and showed me that my nerdy interests and choice of career can actually be quite attractive and not "intimidating" or "inappropriate” for a woman.

He's my go-to hackathon partner, my strictest code reviewer, and my life long teacher.

Ich liebe dich, mein Schatzelein! 😍

Is it too unprofessional to say that I like bacon on my CV?

What do you normally have on your second monitor when not working?

Honestly I'm doing this tomorrow.😂

I believe this is why companies look for Junior Developers who actually know enough to be a mid or senior developer.

One day, a company that doesn't have the technical chops to know the difference between python and ruby hire a developer who is still in school. That developer doesn't know what he's worth, so the company gets him for pretty cheap. He does amazing things, takes last minute requests, learns some along the way, but eventually leaves because he just got contacted by a recruiter telling him how much he's really worth. He leaves, but the company needs to fill his spot. The company asks the former rockstar all the technologies he used to accomplish his job and throw that into a job description. The company could only really afford the junior so they keep all the stuff about being a junior, but because they need to maintain all the hodge podge stuff the previous developer put in, they need someone with experience enough to jump in.

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