You retiring?

Big Windows 11 fan, eh?

Hand all your work to them and spend all your time working on side projects.

But you’ll be rich in the respect of your peers.

Remember the days when a copy of Petzold was the only reference you needed and SO was just a dystopian nightmare?

Halcyon days.

That’s quite a specific proportion.

I just use GUIDs for everything.

for (int c3ca6af0854f4a8d85a69888f338adb7 = 0; c3ca6af0854f4a8d85a69888f338adb7 < 10; c3ca6af0854f4a8d85a69888f338adb7++) {}

I’ll move to ‘n’ then.

Just shutdown Facebook. Kill the roots. And think of the additional benefits.

Scrum Master.

I’m concerned your CTO is talking about “female lingerie”. Big user of male lingerie is he?

At least we know he doesn’t buy it with corporate funds.

@sariel What if his wife is seducing the pool boy? How does that impact the index requirements?

Because…well…JavaScript. Doesn’t need a punchline. I already understood his predicament.

AI pushing its own code. The takeover has started. Makes sense they’d do it over X-mas when no-one will notice.

The new air fryer is probably a Trojan. I expect it to kill me in my bed tonight. What a depressing end.

SO made some kind of sense in the first couple of years…as all the code was current. Now it’s just one pile of crap sitting among a bigger pile of crap.

It’s like web frameworks. The new hot ones are really just starting again so have less crap.

Software development is just one endless cycle of cruft accumulation followed by bare metal install.

This says more about the state of modern programmer training than AI. “Chimp can seemingly code better than many programmers.”

Please, if you write a math book…don’t.

@100110111 Unfortunately I don’t see much enthusiasm from clients to use functional languages. And, most of the time, they have opinions as to which language to use.

I’ve found JS and R are the closest I get in practice.

Python is basically an imperative/OO language. Why fight its nature?

If you prefer functional programming use JS or R. They are more amenable to it.

You stole this from the Bible?!

I’m impressed that PHP is even *in* the bible. Presumably all the fault of Eve… Everything else is.

@PonySlaystation Zuckerberg

I tend to do that on Monday morning…keep it going until Sunday night. I’m still sane after all these years.

I take that as proof that it works.

Buy a massive ball of yarn. Find some cats to play with it. Untangle it all. Then he’ll be ready.

Wax on. Wax off.

Maybe the website is one massive PNG in an img tag.

@joewilliams007 I didn’t get the impression he’s thinking it through that carefully. Just in it for the kicks.

Yeah. Those Panty-Hose Perverts piss me off too. Fuck them!

What would they do at this meeting? Install Arch?

You can see how this isn’t really going to work…

What city has a sex offender museum?!

Worst tourist investment since some sheikh thought, “Qatar could host the World Cup…”

I like to think Elon has a custom Twitter client with a big red button next to each tweet. When he thinks, “Who’s this fucker?! Cheeky bastard.”, he presses it and you are gone forever.

It takes a special kind of person to want to police programming queries…for free.