Because even someone like me somehow got elected... You never know....

It's been more than 100 days in office...

@linuxxx 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 tell me who should I for this time to fix this?!?!?!?!

@linuxxx not sure... I was told it's a good way to communicate without getting caught...

@linuxxx what if I used Linux?

I don't need to be a programmer to do that! Just have to fire people! Ha!

Welcome to my world... All that fake news and criticism... 😢😤

Yea... That got me... Can't believe ** I ** fell for it..

Would you like to work for me? It seems I burn they a lot of people very quickly

I AM GOING HUNT U DOWN AND ...

@jpichardo you can have the office, the government will be bankrupt after funding all my golf and business trips for the next 3.5 yrs.

I got a lot more... but somehow I'm still here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ctwx I'm only trying to be helpful... I'm a busy man... I have tweets waiting to be written...

devRantron is a PC app for devRant... It might have the Favorites tab unlike the web app

@Kamaropoulos o yea well it seems they don't think I'm old enough or something...

I keep hearing whispers at security meetings saying something like "do you have the football? Remember we need to keep the it away from him at all times while we discuss North Korea and all our other enemies"

Dunno what they mean, I'm so mature already!!! In POTUS after all, how can I not be?

Ridiculous....

@just-basic-user hey that's right!!

Just realised strange no one has shown me an actual nuke yet...

I'd REJECT THEM or tell them YOU'RE FIRED!

OK... to menu Eclipse jokes today.... I'm going to ban then.

Wait.... how do I ban the sun or the moon?

@redstonetehnik devRantron?

Maybe I could help but then I wouldn't be able to use Twitter...🤔🤔🤔

You should check it my University. It's way better.

And not a scam 😜

Hm... Seems I've already made my covfefe moment

Yes no rush, I still got 3 more years and maybe another term 🙃

Oops wrong week... Should be for 64...

@cafecortado ...uhm... uhh..... the Russians!!! Yea yea... I have a great great plan. It's going to be amazing. In fact they'll pay us for the honor of building it for us.

This is going to be better than the Mexican wall!! It's going be a YUGE success!!!

Trust Me 😉😉😉

Let me have a word with @theNSA and my Russian colleagues... Maybe they can help.

Hm... Guess I need to talk to my IT head... I only have 2... I think...

There's some very very good use of "very"

You sort of sound just like me 👍

That's sounds useful... So it's like magic and can make all my problems go away?

I think I know him.... That's OK right?

Well I became President...