Trogus and Dfox

var happy = true

FTFY... Don't think it's a constant (and enjoy while it lasts!)

@2erXre5 yes, but which one were you referring to in your rant?
Sorry, I can't go to sleep like this.

Remove the wk101 tag.
(Unless... your girlfriend was your coworker? 🤔)

Oh come on... A lot of people confuse 'CDs' and 'disks'

@sharktits I love how your comment has way more ++s than the original rant

@BenG
The real LPT is always in the comments..

!nobody

Poor kid. Finally gets back home and opens DevRant to rant his heart out... and sees this on the front page.

I guess they couldn't see sharp..

@lostinmyworld how about 'online' and 'offline' ? Can you find me a third state here?

Hello fellow DevRanters!
So the guy I just interviewed had a Linux laptop with a cool deskt- wait.. oh. Hi bitsnipy

You didn't mention what happened to the production servers. This was only a (new) backup system, right? What happened to the original data?

I love the yoga 720!
Fast and sleek (surprisingly outdoes it's specs) with a beautiful look and very portable (talking about the 13 inch).

Eh, a simple Google found me WiXEdit

It might help for you to realize that they actually need you as much as you need them.

Midlife existential crisis.... Yeah it's sucks, but it'll pass. Just hold on strong.

Also, it's probably a good idea to get help, if only to help get a different perspective on your life.
It might feel like there's no point doing it, but if you're in this state then there's also no point in having a point, so you might as well just do it.

sudo rm -f ... Oh wait. Windows.

@irene I think the point was that just like you gotta be a dev to gets infuriated by that statement, you gotta be a <African American of color> to understand why it's offensive

And suddenly you realize that you don't really understand it...
BTW,welcome to DevRant!

@taglia well... Suspense that like... fizzles out... is just.... How should I put it... A little... Y'know.... Off-putting......

"uh, hold on...
*Keyboard clatter*
... It's fixed."

@BindView at first glance I thought you wrote clusterfucktery 🙊...
Would seem appropriate in this case though

Thee seeketh karma by usage of scarcely used words. Shame beest upon thee for mine forced ++

I think it's a tie.