While I post this, I'm sitting in another hour long boring ass meeting that could be handled through email correspondence. I COULD BE FUCKING CODING RIGHT NOW! Sick of this shit.

Agile my ass. Stand ups should not take 40 min.

Mind awake, body asleep.

Best strategy for getting unstuck... 3 games of ping pong! Works every time :)

this is what a dev rant post would have looked like in the 1970's

My home setup :)

took my first programming course my senior year in high school and never looked back.

Null Pointer Exception

Null Pointer Exception,
you're in a class of your own.
I will try and catch you,
each instance you're thrown.

Null objects expel you,
because you are vile.
I dread that I'll c you,
when I attempt to compile.

Like the grim reaper,
you destroy lines of code.
And so to you,
I dedicate this ode.

You have no remorse
for those who won't test.
As a result,
I need to confess.

From time to time,
when there's no time waste.
I must rely
on cut and on paste.

Although we're acquainted,
I really must mention.
You're not my friend,
Null Pointer Exception.

Such a fan of Mr. Robot. From now on I create hello friend apps instead of hello world.

When I was first hired, I coded all day long and all was right with the universe. Then I got promoted. now all I do is attend meetings, grant access, and review other people's code. I need a demotion.

When TV shows or movies show IP addresses with numbers greater than 255 :/

I don't always test, but when I do I test in prod!