Ripped through the letter in excitement while opening the parcel :(
Anyway, great stress ball! Let's hope it works

Stay sane

Client: I dont want you to rush. Okay?
Me: Okay sir.
Client: But I need it tomorrow.

Whaaaaaaat????

Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

I don't care what idea you have. I am not joining your "startup" as a technical co-founder. I too wish I could go to the store and buy bread with fucking equity

Q: What language is most used in programming?

A: Profanity.

Stolen from Programmer Humor

I work as an Enterprise Java Developer. When people ask me what I do, I tell them I work with beans.

So a Redditor decided to inspect element an adult's website. Why am I not surprised

And here Ladies and Gentlemen, we see some Code I hatte to discover.
(Actually the same method get's called)

Dont ruin DevRant, dont post the same thing only to get upvotes even if there is a chance getting anti stress ball :(

When your drinking buddy is an AI by Google

When you're at a friend's house and they say they just changed their Wi-Fi password to 192837465. She was confused why I was laughing.

So I took on a fairly big project and poured my heart and soul into it, was the biggest thing I did yet. I kept on sending beta's to the customer after each change for review! Kept on insisting that they review it, the answer was always "this looks amazing keep doing what you're doing"! After I finished and pushed everything to production.

They didn't use it for nearly 6 months! And then out of the blue they call me saying that half of the app is wrong.. WTF? Where was this information during testing! I informed them that the changes would take some time since I need to do migrations and change the whole database schema.

In which they replied "but you already finished it once won't changing things make it easier? We shouldn't pay for your mistakes"
I don't know how I handled that but they should be thankful they were half way across the country 😠😠😠😠

Coding with friends.. Helps with the stress 😁