Me and co-worker, working with firebase.

Co-worker: Hey man, I need the private key for the server.

Me: Why?

Co-worker: I need to put it in the client so that I can authenticate.

Me: No.

Co-worker: But this guide tells me ...

Me: No

Co-worker: ... that I need it to create tokens so I can log in.

Me: ... No.

Co-worker: But the guide..

Me: If the guide would ask you to kill yourself, would you?

Co-worker: No but..

*I walk over*

Me: This isn't even related to what we are doing. You can see it in the title.

Me: Did you read the title of this post?

Co-worker: No.

No! How about you go FUCK yourself instead? If you hash it then the length should NOT MATTER!

Anyone here who also got super bored while on a porn site and ended up pentesting that porn site..?

When you're at a friend's house and they say they just changed their Wi-Fi password to 192837465. She was confused why I was laughing.