a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

"knock knock"
"who's there"
...five minutes pause...
"Java"

*such is Life with Java*

"I wish I could browse devRant at work"

Well wish no more!

http://www.jsrant.com/

@dfox will I have my third entry on the projects page? 😇

When someone touches my screen

Shoutout to all Nintendos server admins who works way overtime to keep up with the load.

Im in an actual deadlock
I can't sleep coz I want to code
I can't code coz I want to sleep

Coding with out coffee is like booting up in Windows - don't.

RIP both my social life and my phones battery life 😂

Nothing good ever gets committed before 12pm.

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

3 hours of productive coding in the morning then 8 hours of swearing, cursing, searching stack overflow, reinstalling eclipse and git only to realize in the end I was trying to push into a "protected" branch...

Why? because i'm stupid...

Bus not found

Accept it..

CEO was trying to explain his ideas what he wants us to implement. Well...

I've finally achieved "Inbox NaN" .. Thank you Google!!

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.

A friend sent me this earlier today 😂

your life saviour. only developers will understand

which one are you left or right

Hahaha

everytime I run a program

that moment when you code for two days just to find out that your manager asks you to refractor the whole code

what is a programmer's favourite hangout place?

-- Foo Bar 😂😂

who all can give me a mb?

Am I really the only one that ever tried to '++' my own rant?