What is the difference between a hacker and a phoenix ?

None, they feel both alive again when they are back from hashes.

Yay..!

Yesterday I fixed three issues in one pull request. I call it a hack-trick.

Almost everyone out there may relate to this...... LOL

Would you like some scrollbars with that?

Me: I have terrible life, terrible job and I will kill my boss.

Someone: just think positive.

Me: oh thanks

Here's the design, you just code it.

The codebase I'm working with hss rarely comments on it. But when there are comments written they are shit like:
//Kill Matt

//don't ask me where that hard-coded value came from, it just works

//we have to add the elements to the fucking list

Reeeeally helpful. Yep.

We hack back

alias 'yoink'='yay -Sy'
alias 'yeet'='yay -R'

Some of the funniest shit ever is reading commit messages you wrote when you were pissed

I dont feel good Mr. Stark