Must be a developer van...

Had an interview for an angular position, was interviewed by a react person.
I didn't get the job..
Something tells me i wouldn't like the company either

If you can't spot the idiot on your organisation.... You're the idiot

Hate openspaces

Hate even more people with too much free time in openspaces

Pays the bills

Ditto (clipboard mamager)

Got this email from Microsoft today, I would buy that t-shirt if instead of the <3, has a blue lego piece

Beer and tits

So... An MVP is nothing that a prof of concept that you have to develop for yesterday but then it should evolve and be maintained and upgraded forever (keeping the profit and ahead of competition) .
No wonder developers quit!

My colleague has the second best looking stress ball ever!

So true

First requirement of a new project is the delivering date.

My colleague has the best rubber duck ever.

'we don't develop with quality just for the sake of it, just push it to finish the sprint'
Another gem from my scrum master

! Rant
Got promoted today
Fuck yeah \m/

Dear backend dev:
No data is not an error for fuck sake. Don't want 404, or messages if the search criteria filters out all values. Give me a empty array.
Is this hard to understand that we need a team meeting to discuss?
Godamit

!rant
Besides devrant podcast, which good podcasts you guys usually listen to?

I usually listen to:
Adventures in angular
Javascript jabber
Software engineering daily
DotNetRocks

The company i work for is getting into scrum. Hired consultants, product owners and scrum masters. First action was 'lets spend 2 days in meetings estimating the rest of the project'.
Agile as fuck

This ad remembers me 'that time you open a pull request review page... '

How i start my day

I listen to podcast during commute to work. Read blog posts. Sometimes i bought courses, only If something i really want to learn and if get a good discount on udemy (10-15$).
Also keep track of conferences and watch the videos on youtube.

And they say I'm not polite

That moment when your task is to refactor a Web site and you discover that every element is positioned absolute and all responsiveness is done by callbacks attached to window resize event

When my manager asks me if I can fix all the bugs on the board by the weekend: 'look, I have a covenant with God: I don't do miracles, He doesn't code.'