Why not.

less than 2 months and 5000 ++s.
And this is my 100th rant BTW

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

!Rant
This is what my project looks like. 😁
End result:
Remote Surveillance System.

If I spend 50% of my time in meetings, 30% of my time doing things for support/helpdesk which I'm not allowed to automate, 10% as a technical consult and 10% helping other devs... am I even a developer anymore?

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

My github board

This is accurate af 😂😆

😂😂😂😂😂😂

FUCK YES! I just got accepted for the The Next Web Battle of the Sensors hackathon!

nephew: what's the meaning of word "Enterprise", particularly in computing context?

me: No worries about that. Once You endup in enterprise You will know

nephew: How do I know?

me: when bug in your software prevent at least 250 people from doing their job, congratz, You are in Enterprise! And You will know that instantaneously, trust me :)

Found this guy at my school who was trying to impress n00bs around the place by using Inspect Element in Chrome to change the content of webpages. He was claiming that he hacked the website 😂😂😂 I'm still crying

Frontend:" im going to chage some bits because I have been thinking....and when we get errors Im confused because we got code and message"

Me:"yes but that's fine. The http status code should tell you what happened"

Frontend:"oh, you want me to check status code??"

WHYYYYY THIS GUYYYYYY

He even tells u like he is right tone of voice

if(darkSide || lightSide)
{
May[4] = with.u;
}

UX, who cares?

What do you call 8 hobbits?
A hobbyte!

You've probably already heard this one but if not and your a LoTR fan, your welcome.

Note: 40% of the time this works all the time as a pickup line.