First day on new job. Hardware guy comes to my office, says "Hi, here is your computer" (no eye contact) and leaves a pile of boxes on the floor.

A few hours later I finished building the computer from scratch lol.
Not sure if it was some kind of test or just him being weird 😂

- C# call to SQL Server takes forever.
- Running the same sql in SSMS is nearly instant.

Please SQL Server God, grant me strength to understand your ways.