Happened to me 2 times :D. How about you?

True Story!

Memories

I'm super divided.
I really want to spread devRant at the office, cause no one should miss out on this! But at the same time they might notice my rants about them.
Hmmmm...

when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

I working on Twitter Cilent for android as school project, and I made code getting the logged in user own tweets, but it not returned anything, and after one hour trying I realized I never post tweet with example account....

"Oh wow. Linux just copied Macs OS... the file structure is almost identical." - IT at my old company

Line numbers should be on by default on all editors for fucks sake. Why the hell it is the other way around??

I did but still no response

I bet every developer has a few "personal" projects you started once, but then abandoned because you started working on your next fun project.

So many unfinished things ;)

Feeling good , finally got the time to start on my side-project that has mentally occupied my mind for a while. Let the code out 😊

When you just can't dumb down what you did so PM can understand..

When coding is not just your passion or work, but your entire lifestyle..
Maybe that's why still single?

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

God Backup..

That moment when Windows locks your computer, forces you to reboot, only so it can install the 28,348 updates that you've been pushing off for the last week.

.titanic{
float: none;
}

How do you find where is a developper ?

when a senior dev says your code is messy just after you finished refactoring 😞

There once was a dev who was a believer,
that the best IDE was Dreamweaver!
He argued with zest,
That drag and drop was best;
So I murdered him to death with a cleaver.

...when even buying sweets reminds you of that new project you were thrown in...

Just keep it cool... 😂

Opening a documentation page to only find:

// Todo

FML.

It's about 6 hours that i trying to fix a bug in someone else's code 😭☹️
😔🔫

we all do!

When someone else uses your idea.

Trying to extend 15 year old code.

Found

#define private public

at the beginning of a sourcecode file....

Time to go home.

It's so sad that my girlfriend doesn't get it.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"