Worst security ever?

Back end

Some guy my girlfriend knows, heard I'm a software developer. He had this 'great' idea on how he wanted to start a new revolutionary way of paying on the internet. He wanted to create a service like paypal but without having the hassle of logging in first and going through a transaction. He wanted a literal "buy now" button on every major webshop on the internet. When I asked him how he thought that would work legally and security wise, he became a bit defensive and implied that since I'm the tech guy I should work out that kind of stuff. When the software was ready, he would have clients lined up for the service and his work would start.

I politely declined this great opportunity

I asked her to open her Gmail account, this is what she did.

types www...... opens Google
types G mail (yes, with uppercase g and space between g and mail)
and then clicked on gmail in search result

We never met again.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One of my former client has refused to pay the remaining balance. I dedicate this to that ass(donkey)hole.

Six stages of debugging

I like it when a boss is a Dev (or a former Dev). Makes them a bit more sympathetic towards us i think :)

Perfect name of a son

Since 4 weeks i have during work my noise cancelling headphones on, thanks to the new open space office.
I don't even hear my phone ringing 😂

Being the only dev on a project

When you start smiling at rants all the time and your family and friends think you got a new girlfriend

Good guy me. Had an issue and no helpful answers were provided on Stack Overflow. Found a solution, and posted my answer, even the question is 6 months old.

That moment when you resolve a bug you have been working on all morning long!

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I don't know what kind of maniac formats their HTML like this. How do you sleep well at night?

Two sql databases enter a nosql bar. After 10 min they exit because they couldn't find a table

History is not made by people who use incognito windows

you know you've looked into too many languages if you have to google how to properly initialize a array in java after 5+ years coding

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)

I feel bad for the stack overflow developers, because when it goes down, who can they turn to for help?

I'm one of those. ©

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