When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours

110 TABS OPEN! Not sure where the sound is coming from

When you spend an hour trying to fix a problem... And the fix turns out to be so obvious

I often alias sudo as "fucking". Therefore if I get an error like

cannot delete . I just type fucking delete .

document.querySelectorAll('.foo')[0]

Because querySelector was too efficient

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

"Working with legacy code that hasn't been touched in 2 years is fun!!" said no one ever.

Devlife

Senior dev says "it is a piece of cake and it can be done in 2 days", when a new feature is suggested and assigned to me.. but when it gets assigned to him : "This is a big feature and there are lot of things that we need to decide, it will take more than 3 weeks".

I want to see a movie where machines gain intelligence and go to war with humanity, only to be defeated when some guy deletes a single semi-colon from their code.

Saw this in a Tumblr blog. Lol

When your "product owner" just doesn't listen...

Skype conversation:

PO: What format will the dates need to be in for the csv file upload?
Me: Just tell them YYYY-MM-DD
PO: ok

Two weeks later...

PO: there is a bug in the csv file upload! The dates aren't being picked up
Me: ok will have a look, send me through an example date the are using
PO: ok, example date 12/03/1990

FFS! 😡

Commenting in code isn't to remind you what you did, its to temporarily remove features your boss doesnt want today, but will tomorrow

Front-end dev makes site look nice: "that looks great! Nice job"

Back-end dev makes site do everything useful: "right, that's how it's supposed to work"