if I would explain my sex life in code, it would be:

function wank () {
//I can't.
return null;
}

I’ll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 24 hours for everyone to get it.

So you want to learn coding overnight​? 😂

So many rants ... who the fuck is programming??

Anybody else get frustrated doing online shopping and use the console to filter out the results you want?

Exactly

Oh, oh..

Dear sales team please stop promising the customer stuff that doesn't exist within the system and then promising them dates for getting said functionality without discussing it with the product team let alone the development team. Also repeating 'but I promised the customer they'd have it by august' will not make 6 months of development work fit into that time frame!