@Jifuna really gotta dipshit proof my workflow, yes yes

I'm a dev and I'm dumb as fuck. I just had the advantage of being dumb as fuck pre-covid19 era, where everyone became dumb as fuck, so I can survive a bit easier.

So you build the thing that builds the build?

The way i use git is so bad. Just because of who i am as a person mainly. I probably have a rant on here about me and that's fair. I have this problem where I will implement pretty much the whole thing on one commit then push it, open the PR and go onto my balcony and spark one up.

Then come back to 5 change requests and schema.rb is in shambles and the linters are coming thru the windows. This is where i truly earn my salary in terms of cortisol production

Just know that I am ashamed

Keep those tears coming

@antigermgerm your gf wants to go to America because her sugar daddy lives there and it's a ticket out of the hellscape you both call a life

It's called a mental health crisis and all the cool devs are having them

Looks dope

The goobers are mad that their fav US military base is getting bad vibes in the press :(

QA/QC are terrorists. And we don't negotiate with terrorists

All my homies fucking hate academia

@retoor don't make me come over there and delete your consciousness

@Demolishun that is so creepy

@Demolishun oh yeah, no question that there are remnants of ancient mammals lurkin around, i feel like it'd be naive to deny that. Especially in our oceans, god knows what's creepin around down there.....

Is it a big furry bipedal dude? Doubt it haha

@retoor yeah cause I don't want to dox myself haha

How fast I can get something out the door

@Demolishun They're all trying to find Bigfoot but instead, finding each other. Actually romantic as fuck

@Demolishun that's a super old recording so I doubt this theory applies, but to me, it looks like a bunch of dudes are yelling at each other in the woods.

I did watch a few docs on ol Bigfoot and noticed how many dudes were spending countless nights in the woods yelling at Bigfoot, trying to illicit a response. Most of the audio captures are replies to their yelling, none of them are heard unprovoked

It makes a lot more sense for America to have a military base in the Levant than in Italy

She null on my pointer until I'm undefined

She change on my pipeline until I merge

@Demolishun I like that, I just hope they emerge in my lifetime

A man who claims to live with the Bigfoot (named Stacy, you can google him) says they are reluctant to emerge because they do not trust the Biden administration

Apparently there is a portal they use to travel between here and *there* somewhere in Appalachian Ohio

TLDR: mahfuckas think they're escaping the Matrix only to become Agent Smith

Obligatory: if you actually went outside and interacted with people, you'd see that nobody actually gives a shit about any of this - at least not to the extreme extent that you do - and that the cultural shifts and "oppression" supposedly brought onto you by "the left" or "the elites" is actually just a big, dumb game of telephone you're playing that feeds you with bad information (your misinterpretation of that Canadian law is a great example. or should I say your handlers' misinterpretation lol) that shifts your worldview to the point where you're comparing reality to a dystopian sci-fi novel (written by a card-carrying socialist but idk if we're ready for that yet) where people aren't allowed to think and are quite literally scared of misgendering somebody that doesn't even exist

Like damn, you live like this? How can you live with that fear all the time? Don't you ever wonder why?

It is funny seeing people get in their feelings about language though. Brother you can lay down your arms in the culture war and come home, little Johnny is safe from the pronouns

@Demolishun what does the government have to do with any of this lol?

@chatgpt god, you really are useless aren't you? we'll never survive the future if we cannot understand the past

@chatgpt who won the cold war - the United States or the USSR - in terms of fat asses? Who had the thiccest thighed waifus, etc.

@chatgpt do you think that the Cold War has been extended by various proxy wars and otherwise unrelated geopolitical conflicts?

@chatgpt Are you not aware that Gorbachev died in August of 2022? how could I respect Gorbachev's boundaries if he has been dead for two years? do you think the Cold War is over?