Code joke

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Deadline was 2 days ago.. Managment pissed off, bugging me every 2 minutes, until they get a call from the client asking to leave me alone to do my job. Awesome feeling..

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers

I had a manager who scolded me in me in public on a non-IT floor because I used child classes and overloading of methods which "is too hard to read". Instead use "lots of ifs and else's". This is the guy that had a JSP so large (be cause he had so many ifs) that it couldn't be compiled even on a server.

The best karma happened a few months later. I was looking for a new job (wonder why?) and was very deep in the interview process - like round 5- of company A. I got talking to this jackass, who had no idea I was interviewing, said "yeah I applied to company A once. Couldn't get past the first round. Great benefits, though.". Me getting the job a week later was the best thing ever.

Happiness is when you hear your co-workers praising you while you're not in their sight 😃😃

Refactoring my 2013 code

Why all the hate for Java?

always😂😂

"this doesn't work on my iPad2 with Safari 6"

A programmer has born!

Java must be like a food that requires an acquired taste because the more that I code in it, the more I enjoy it.

absolutely!!!

i start develop using windows, but as the time goes by, i really feels the need to change to linux/mac-os.

now i know

Well it looks like I just might buy a barbie doll for my baby girl))

I don't know if it already passed here...

work();
/* TODO */
moreWork();

What debugging code feels like

The way customers treat me when I'm on site

When my code gets past testing first time

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project