Wife: "You're obsessed with that app now."

Me: "And...?"

When you struggle three nights in a row to meet a deadline and the customer goes "Great, I'll test it next week"

As developers we should all be super fit since we run and push stuff so many times.

error handling

When you slog many nights and whole weekend to complete a particular feature and then..
The client changes the requirements :|

WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK..

When your indexing starts from -1.

When you work your ass off to meet the deadline and once you miraculously make it, the client decides to wait with the launch for a few more weeks.

When you are from Italy and you joke with your own monuments.

Backend programmer

True, it is true

apparently being in vacation doesn't exempt me from working.

When your Team Leader tells you that he will put his dick in the client's mouth if the client requests for more new features..

So professional :|

How I do my project. ;)

Client: "I found a bug on your website. Its not possible to submit the contact form."

Me: "No bug. Its a feature"

#answerforeverything

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

It really pisses me off when people write

if (true)
{
// Something
}

instead of

if (true) {
// Something
}

Bad Java code is one thing. Bad objective-c code is like OHHHH MY GOD DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

If you can't fix a bug, it's a feature.

Dig it.

while(true){
scrollDevRant();
}

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?