When your code compiles with no errors at first try..

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

GF: I'm unable to undo my zip, help
Me: ctrl Z
GF: what!
Me: what? Oh.

(She left me the week after :'| )

Fuck you Windows!
It fucking started to update while I had to left for hour! My Gimp project is gone, because it had to bloody update. Someone should sue those assholes. Why Linux can wait for you to update and do it without restarting whole computer?! Is it really that hard to do that? Ohh wait, it's Microsoft!

(!Rant) My Programming cave.
A clean environment has always been one of my 'must have' tools for development.
Keeping it clean keeps you calm while busting down on some difficult problems.
And you better believe late night programming marathons are a treat.

What's your starting line on Tinder?
Me : Hello World!

Well, fuck you too!

I just convinced a Windows user to switch to Linux.

My work here is done.

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑