Why do I even spend time writing TODOs in my source code, I actually end up doing those after an hour or so. 🙄

Fuck this Apache Server on this elastic beanstalk!!! Nginx is so much better at configuration and ease of use!!!

So I just got one of those pop ups saying YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED.

I decided to call the number, while firing up a Linux virtual machine, running Linux Mint. I customized the home button to look like the Windows start menu logo, and proceeded to let that scammer connect to it.

He was so confused, considering the script he was reading off of was meant for windows. He opened up terminal, and started typing in "tree" and told me that's how many viruses I have.

😂😂😂

Writing a master piece

Duck Vader

Apple's methodology:

Hmmm this seems like a bug...No worries, we'll call it a feature and no one will ever know!

Went to buy one course on udemy. Ended up buying 5!!!

Udemy has really nice courses 😁

!rant

As a kid I tried to compress one zip file 4-5 times...self praising myself that I just found the world's best idea to save hard-disk space!!! Only to realise that sometimes, I'm stupid.

The opposite job..

Food for thought.

OK, who's idea was it to make the midterm for a computer science course have only fill in the blank answers with automated grading? 🤔

How's your code?

😂😂😂
Source: https://goo.gl/images/ks7szF

A: Hey look! I have a brand new computer!
B: Oh, so you use Linux?
A: No, I use Windows.
B: Than it's not your computer.

Me and commitments

Fucking react programmers